carryonmy-assbutt:

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

my whole life has been a lie

(via asian)

ebimanami:

neophyte-redglare:

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

oh my god why have i never seen this gif

(via lokihutchersonmellark)

yb-cringe:

sparrowsocks:

yb-cringe:

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

Have a day

have a day yeah

(via moonlight-prose)

stuckinapril:

just a girl in her 20s who’s sitting on the floor and contemplating things instead of doing something about them

(via moonlight-prose)

likeadevils:

debut is older than taylor was when she released it

(via thelovethatyouhad)

:

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

(via lokihutchersonmellark)

wanatar:

tamakey:

AITA for getting upset my girlfriend didn’t like the house I built for her

I (30,000+ M) made my girlfriend (1,500+ F) an exact replica of her home because I knew she was homesick and she didn’t even appreciate it? I lovingly handcrafted everything single piece to look like her old home but she got so upset at me when I showed it to her?? She says she’s been “kidnapped” by me and wants to go home but she was definitely gonna go to the fairy guillotine if I hadn’t taken her away and the fairy realm sucks shit so I don’t know what she’s missing about it. I can protect her better than any of those losers in shuiyuntian so she’d never get hurt, I don’t know why she’s so upset?!

tldr: am I the asshole for getting upset my girlfriend didn’t like the exact replica of her home I built after taking her away to my kingdom for her safety?

Crossposted in r/relationshipadvice

Nobody supports me (30,000+ M) marrying my girlfriend (1,500 F) that I rescued from her home

Hi guys so it’s been about a month since I (30,000+ M) took my girlfriend (1,500 F) to my kingdom. (Link to that post is here.) We had a few yelling matches over it and she ended up discovering and helping me through a bit of my childhood trauma, which helped her settle in to my kingdom and call it home even though her lover from home (10,000 M) has repeatedly tried to bring her back. He ultimately failed but I’m still kinda annoyed by it so I went to the mortal realm for a prophecy and also to get back at my girlfriend’s loved ones from shuiyuntian (lowercase because I don’t see its importance to be worth capitalized) but my girlfriend found out and we ended up going there together on our honeymoon. Turns out we had a great time, and even though she found out my real plan in the end, she protected me from her loved ones who tried to kill me. I think it’s all coming together. I am now trying to wed us, but everyone in my kingdom including my brother don’t support it? It’s not kingdom tradition apparently?? The only way they will change their minds is if my girlfriend goes into the Time Out Coffin and suffers pain as extreme as I did in my childhood that caused me horrific trauma afterwards??? I am Moon Lord Supreme and my word is law, what makes them think they can try that bullshit on me?! Even worse, I think that my girlfriend wants to go through the torture??!

tldr; I’m not doing anything wrong and my girlfriend is perfectly alive and well in my kingdom. She even came back every time her shuiyuntian lover tried to bring her back. I just want to marry my girlfriend but no one is on my side. What should I do?

tamakey:

AITA for getting upset my girlfriend didn’t like the house I built for her

I (30,000+ M) made my girlfriend (1,500+ F) an exact replica of her home because I knew she was homesick and she didn’t even appreciate it? I lovingly handcrafted everything single piece to look like her old home but she got so upset at me when I showed it to her?? She says she’s been “kidnapped” by me and wants to go home but she was definitely gonna go to the fairy guillotine if I hadn’t taken her away and the fairy realm sucks shit so I don’t know what she’s missing about it. I can protect her better than any of those losers in shuiyuntian so she’d never get hurt, I don’t know why she’s so upset?!

tldr: am I the asshole for getting upset my girlfriend didn’t like the exact replica of her home I built after taking her away to my kingdom for her safety?

third-person-omniscient-drama:

Meteorologists in Cangyan Sea be like, “According to reports from the palace, the Moon Supreme has had a major disagreement with the Little Flower Spirit. Expect sporadic lightning strikes and a torrential downpour. Those in low lying regions should prepare to evacuate should flooding occur. More on the progress of the Moon Supreme’s mood at eleven.”

optreee:

Love Between Fairy and Devil spoilers.

Just thinking about all the times that Dongfang Qingcang and Xiao Lanhua tried to out-care and out-sacrifice for each other is giving me MAJOR whiplash.

DFQC: To help my people accept you as my queen, I will take on the Bone-eating Spikes. Suffering hours are midnight till dawn every night for an unspecified amount of time.

XLH: To prove that I deserve to stay by your side as your queen, I’ll stay in the Fuju cave for three days. I know you said in its whole history, only you made it out alive, but… no worries, I got this. :)

DFQC: Fine, I’ll allow this, but ONLY because I want to respect your choices and show that you’re my equal in this relationship. That’s the only reason why I would even consider this.

XLH: Thank you. Now…drink this substance so that you won’t feel any of the pain with me. I’ll suffer like hell for three days BY MYSELF, you hear?

DFQC: You fool, I’ll never drink this. *spits gracefully* I’m going to feel all the suffering with you because we gonna be hubby and wifey. xoxo

XLH: Aww… okay then let’s get married ASAP before the big war because I want to officially be your wife and go through all your tribulations with you too ❤️

DFQC: Fuk… but the Bone Orchid is slowly killing you. But it’s okay, I’ll just kill my own heart by acting like I played you and make you hate me and stop loving me. I’ll make a pact with the literal god of all evil instead to free my 100,000 soldiers. You’re free to go now, stay safe fam.

XLH: You fool, but I never stopped loving you. I’m going to stab myself with this sword instead to free you from our curse and save all your friends. Boom. Ttyl.

DFQC: Fine. I’ll just raise your spirit seed until you literally resurrect into a goddess. I’ve done this before (taken care of you and nursed you back to health) so I’m basically an orchid expert now.

XLH: Fine, but when I come back, I’ll pretend I don’t remember you so that I can protect you from the fact that I’ll sacrifice myself again, to kill the evil god.

DFQC: Yeah but I figured out what you’re trying to do. So I decided I’m going to literally change your entire destiny because ily. *kisses then vanishes*

XLH: But when the evil god is consuming you and all of the realms’ immortals and armies need to use all their power to hold you back, I’m going to walk towards you by myself because I can 100% take care of this sacrifice on my own, thanks tho!

DFQC: No no, we’re good. I already trapped him in my Heart Sea. Can you just help me out a little bit by killing me so that I can get rid of this bane of existence for you?

XLH: But… it’s my destiny to save the world…

DFQC: But it’s my destiny to save you.

Y’all ever seen a couple do like 15 Reverse Unos in a row like that? Bruising up my heart each time.

howlingmusketeers:

local man sees nothing wrong with confessing his undying love via promising to invade and conquer his crush’s hometown so she can go home, and laying the bones of those who have wronged her at her feet so she can enjoy the sunrise from the best spot in town

more to follow at seven

himboblackdragon:

boy you THOUGHT

studentville-struggles:

Love between fairy and devil.

Episode 9. 22:54. That is all

Originally posted by belsmultifandommess

Originally posted by belsmultifandommess

I’ve binged more.. we’re up to ep 19 and I officially want a dongfang qingcang. Where do I order??

Love between fairy and devil.

Episode 9. 22:54. That is all

Originally posted by belsmultifandommess

Originally posted by belsmultifandommess

denofdreams-writerblr:

Has this been made before? 

I need you all to know this is me writing my literal PhD thesis and it’s becoming a problem

(via studentville-struggles)